If this freak show is what it takes to topple the Patriots in this year's Super Bowl, then so be it. If the Cowboys are America's team (they're not) then the Patriots are, I don't know, Pluto's team.
As we emerge from this long, cold sports winter, things are starting to heat up. February marks new beginnings for NASCAR and Golf, the start of the postseason-push for NBA and NHL teams, and NCAAB teams ratcheting up for the tournament.
While you're enjoying your various dips, salsas, and hoagies this Super Bowl Sunday, catch the updated SYSL standings here.
FYI, the next trade deadline is for Golf on April 30th.